Friday, August 28, 2009
To summon LeVar Burton simply stand in front of a mirror and sing the Reading Rainbow theme song three times in a row. LeVar Burton will then appear and cancel any outstanding debts you might have. Credit cards, student loans, whatever. But if you have any overdue library books, LeVar Burton will cut off a finger.
We Canonize LeVar Burton
Why you ask?
Because Reading FUCKING Rainbow - that's why! And also, Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Max had a great idea to start giving the man his due credit in the vein of Chuck Norris.
Enjoy.
-Aaron
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