Tuesday, September 1, 2009

LeVar Burton is the mother, father and half-brother of invention.
The Justice League of America was a knitting club, until LeVar Burton suggested to them that it might be more interesting to fight crime.
Kafka’s “Metamorphosis” was inspired by the butterfly from Reading Rainbow.
Every dog has its day. But LeVar Burton’s dog can talk.
The novels Robinson Crusoe, Don Quixote, David Copperfield, Huckleberry Finn, Anna Karenina and Beowulf were all originally named “Levar Burton”, but had to be changed because of copyright issues.
The earth really did used to be flat, but LeVar Burton decided that spheres were more efficient.
Zorro was illiterate until LeVar Burton mentioned that it might be cool if he used a sword to carve his initials into stuff.
The pyramids were built because LeVar Burton once made an Egyptian kid read a book about the Pythagorean Theorem.
When life gives LeVar Burton lemons, he makes wisdom.