Monday, August 31, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Saturday, August 29, 2009
LeVar Burton's multi-faceted talents are the reason nuclear fusion is in electron flux at the core of the sun, his Reading Rainbow of Love is responsible for the magentohydrodynamic waves heating the solar corona, and the photosphere is the gentle way he presents his energy to us on Earth. Thus solving the solar neutrino problem.
Friday, August 28, 2009
To summon LeVar Burton simply stand in front of a mirror and sing the Reading Rainbow theme song three times in a row. LeVar Burton will then appear and cancel any outstanding debts you might have. Credit cards, student loans, whatever. But if you have any overdue library books, LeVar Burton will cut off a finger.
We Canonize LeVar Burton
Why you ask?
Because Reading FUCKING Rainbow - that's why! And also, Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Max had a great idea to start giving the man his due credit in the vein of Chuck Norris.
Enjoy.
-Aaron
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